Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

ANSWER: <Because he was sitting on the deck!>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why did the pirate's phone go BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP?

ANSWER: <Because he left it off the hook!>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why are pirates called pirates?

ANSWER: <Because they arrrrrr!>

~ Mr. Ben