Bad Joke of the Week (Bonus Edition!)

(The answer can be found between the brackets -- just highlight with your mouse.)

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the other side.>


QUESTION: Why did the cat cross the road?

ANSWER: <It was practicing how to catch chickens.>


QUESTION: Why did the other cat cross the road?

ANSWER: <It was a copy cat.>


QUESTION: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

ANSWER: <She wanted to stretch her legs.>


QUESTION: Why did the cow cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the udder side.>


QUESTION: Why did the turtle cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the Shell station.>


QUESTION: Why did the duck cross the road?

ANSWER: <To prove he was no chicken.>


QUESTION: Why did the pirate cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the other TIDE!!!>

QUESTION: Why did the orange go halfway across the road?

ANSWER: <Because it ran out of juice.>


QUESTION: Why did Mr. Ben cross the road?

ANSWER: <He was running away from all the people who read his jokes!>


~ Mr. Ben