Bad Joke of the Week (Christmas Edition)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery merry Christmas!

~ Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Christmas & Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: What's a pirate's favorite part of Christmas decorating?

ANSWER: <Putting up the Staaarrrrr!>

Bad Joke of the Week (Christmas Edition)

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QUESTION: Which reindeer has the worst table manners?

ANSWER: <Rude-olph!>

Bad Joke of the Week (Christmas Edition)

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QUESTION: What do monkeys, lions, and elephants sing at Christmas time?

ANSWER: <JUNGLE BELLS!>

~ Ben

Baaaaaa-d Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a boa constrictor with a sheep?

ANSWER: <A wrap around sweater.>

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex??

ANSWER: <A dinosnore!>

Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

ANSWER: <Because he was sitting on the deck!>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: What part of a computer does an astronaut like the best?

ANSWER: <The space bar.>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: Why can't your hand be twelve inches long?

ANSWER: <Because then it would be a foot.>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: What do you call a snowman in the middle of the desert?

ANSWER: <A puddle.>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why did the pirate's phone go BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP?

ANSWER: <Because he left it off the hook!>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Bonus Edition!)

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QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the other side.>


QUESTION: Why did the cat cross the road?

ANSWER: <It was practicing how to catch chickens.>


QUESTION: Why did the other cat cross the road?

ANSWER: <It was a copy cat.>


QUESTION: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

ANSWER: <She wanted to stretch her legs.>


QUESTION: Why did the cow cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the udder side.>


QUESTION: Why did the turtle cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the Shell station.>


QUESTION: Why did the duck cross the road?

ANSWER: <To prove he was no chicken.>


QUESTION: Why did the pirate cross the road?

ANSWER: <To get to the other TIDE!!!>

QUESTION: Why did the orange go halfway across the road?

ANSWER: <Because it ran out of juice.>


QUESTION: Why did Mr. Ben cross the road?

ANSWER: <He was running away from all the people who read his jokes!>


~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: Why were the old days of European history called the Dark Ages?

ANSWER: <Because there were so many knights!>

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week (Pirate Edition)

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QUESTION: Why are pirates called pirates?

ANSWER: <Because they arrrrrr!>

~ Mr. Ben

Kid Jokes (from Sunday's party)

Here's our girl's joke and our boy's joke from our contest last Sunday. As you remember, I said the winning joke would be posted here . . . but they both were winners!

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The girls' joke:

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

ANSWER: <To get to the other slide.>

The boys' joke:

QUESTION: What do you call Batman and Robin after they get run over by a dinosaur?

ANSWER: <Flatman and Ribbon.>

Thanks to ALL our volunteers in our contest Sunday morning!

Speaking of contests . . . here's some video of the final contest of that morning:

~ Mr. Ben

Bad Joke of the Week

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QUESTION: Why do bees hum?

ANSWER: <Bee-cause they forgot the words.>

Tomorrow, the kid jokes from Sunday's party!

~ Mr. Ben